WHO AM I?

I AM IN THE PERIODICALS SECTION OF THE LIBRARY BY MYSELF ATTEMPTING TO CRAM FOR MY FIRST EXAM OF THE SEMESTER WHICH I'LL BE TAKING TOMORROW AT 4:00 PM BUT I CAN'T REALLY FOCUS ON THE STUDY GUIDE BECAUSE ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW I HAVEN'T BEEN DOWN HERE SINCE FRESHMAN YEAR AND HOW I AM 20 AND SO YOUNG AND YET SO ON THE BRINK OF EVERYTHING AND I DON'T WANT TO SCREW UP (LIKE I PROBABLY WILL ON THIS EXAM, SINCE I'M SUCKING AT CRAMMING SO FAR) BUT SCREWING UP SEEMS INEVITABLE AND I'M WORRIED I WILL NOT FEEL LIKE I'M EVER DOING THE JUST-RIGHT THING AND I KEEP LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER BECAUSE THE GIRL SITTING TO MY LEFT A FEW TABLES OVER LOOKS JUST LIKE MCKAYLA MARONEY AND SHE IS NOT IMPRESSED.

AND MY CAPS LOCK IS ON AND I'M TOO LAZY TO TURN IT OFF BECAUSE AS SOON AS I POST THIS I'LL BE GOING BACK TO THE TA-MADE STUDY GUIDE WHERE I TYPE ALL MY ANSWERS IN CAPS SO AS TO KNOW WHAT STUFF SHE TYPED AND WHAT STUFF I TYPED.

IT'S ONLY MONDAY.

WHERE ARE THE PEANUT M&M'S?