hannah takes the stairs, and i usually take the elevator

Every now and then she offers me a lemon now and later/
Please don't be a match maker, please don't be a player hater/
If you dig her recent work then you should go congratulate her.


Every time Hannah, by the Freelance Whales, comes on, I just want to say the lyrics over and over again. What a rhythm.

My fifteen year old brother just texted me a picture of a figurine of an African American Santa Claus with the caption "ho ho ho brownies for my brownie." That's partially a line from Madea Goes to Jail, a movie I let Jacob watch and later got in trouble for. I cannot tell you how many times that has happened.

Today I threw a bridal shower for my friend Jenna. One of the games was coming up with "sexy time activities" that begin with the letters S and J, because her fiance's name is Shawn. Everyone I invited was like "this is the most awkward game ever" and I was like "heh heh heh heh heh" because I am not mature and sex is sometimes the funniest thing to me.

Now I need to grade five million things. I've really p'ed some people off this week with how bad I have been at grading. Let me just say: my Netflix is not going to watch itself, and if I don't unwind at some point, I turn into a "The _____ from the Black Lagoon" character.

I want to go shopping so bad right now. I have no money to go shopping, but I was just in that mood to wear new things today. That is the worst. THE WORST. I guess I'll just start wearing shirts inside-out to get the sensation.

And... I bought my menorah candles yesterday. I am so excited that Hanukkah starts on Thanksgiving this year. As usual, I will not be going home for that little break, and knowing that I will get to light my menorah up so soon just warms my heart!

And that is all I have to tell you about my life today. I'm going to Kanosh tomorrow, so that's going to be HECKA exciting. And yeah. Happy Saturday.