i once went a year without chocolate chip cookies

During the summer that I stopped eating, I convinced myself that chocolate chip cookies were disgusting. And then I didn't eat them for a year. I still had other sweets, but not chocolate chip cookies.

And my mom's chocolate chip cookies are literally celestial.

I say that to prove that I can survive without some things.

But I have not, cannot, and will never be able to handle The Office without Michael Scott.

Period.