-the olympics are taking place in london again, but only wizards are being admitted as athletes.
-i am a superhero.
-i fall in love with batman, and he loves me back.
-my roommates mop the kitchen.
-i'm skinny.
-i have a flying car.
-i can fly back in time.
-batman turns into a fish.
-i live in a ghost town, in liberty square apartments.
-snape doesn't die.
-my roommates ask me if it's ok that they did all the dishes.
-batman is a historian.
-i defeat voldemort.
-i defeat my brother jacob in a fist fight.
-my roommates fight crime.
-i sing a song to batman and it is so beautiful that he cries.
-i somehow become naked in public and nobody cares. including myself.
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