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I'm really nervous because today is my first day of work. I'm officially a Sears Portrait Studio Photographer. Mazel tov to myself. Kind of. I heard it's a lot of telemarketing and you don't get to take the pictures you want to take.... But it's a job! And I'm grateful for that.

Anyways, here's yesterday's secret: I have never actually read Lord of the Rings. I can fake it. I know some things. I do not know all things. I will read them someday, but I have not yet.

Secret number three: I was not born in Texas. I can fake that, too. Everyone knows I'm "from" Texas, but I was born in Provo, Utah. I am a BYU baby. Bless my heart. 

These two secrets hold different kinds, but more or less an equal amount of shame. 

Still nervous for work.