I am the unfortunate make of human that has to go to the bathroom twice before bed and immediately when I wake up because my bladder is the size of a sunflower seed and is also a nervous wreck.
I get so thirsty before bed. When I try to deny myself a drink, my entire body starts freaking out and saying "madi um we are all going to dry up and turn to dust in your sleep if you do not get some freaking water into you two minutes ago." It feels like my throat is made of cotton balls and I run out of saliva.
I'm sure you all wanted to know that.
I'm going to get a drink now.
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