-I can do the truffle shuffle.
-I can wiggle my ears in two directions.
-I can go grocery shopping for upwards of an hour and not realize it.
-I can take an infinite number of pictures of my desk.
-I can make good cookies.
-I can look at the pictures on Web MD and not be disgusted.
-I can reference any given episode of The Office at the drop of a pin.
-I can organize the crap out of anything.
-I can plan adventures.
-I can go without seeing the sun for days and feel great.
-I can suntan nicely.
-I can get away with telling people I am not white.
-I can speak Spanish... sometimes.
-I can eat multiple breakfasts.
-I can procrastinate like nobody's business.
-I can bruise without actually being hurt.
-I can explicate poetry.
-I can decorate whole Christmas trees with no help.
-I can paint nails with my left hand.
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