back to one blog

For copyright reasons, I was asked to delete my other blog today. Like stat. I was sent to an office to immediately delete my blog. 

So I am back to old faithful... One blog to rule them all, I guess.

Also, I am glad I wasn't fired. They were upset. It scared me. Living on the edge, y'all.

My heart is beating so fast right now.

When I think about all the dumb things that have frightened me in this life, I am so, so glad that I have never been involved in real criminal activity. I would die of a stress-induced heart attack five minutes into the crime being described to me.

Anyways. Happy Monday.